- #KILLING SATAN WITH THE TOURIST 100 ROGUES MOVIE#
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Dead as a doornail.ĮVERY DAY I PRAY TO GOD THAT HE DOESN'T FILL ME WITH MURDEROUS RAGE AGAIN. Cold body, crying widow, the whole nine yards. This isn't a near-death experience, mind you, he really dies. So angry, in fact, that while he's shooting back he takes a couple of rounds to the chest and proceeds to die painfully. Either way, it's good enough to get Lando nice and angry. "Murder" is kind of a strong word, given that Lando's son, who failed to inherit his father's killer instinct or really any higher brain functions at all, decides that casually strolling out the front door is a good tactical response to a hail of gunfire.
#KILLING SATAN WITH THE TOURIST 100 ROGUES MOVIE#
Thus the first act of the movie is devoted to pissing Lando off, as the minions of Lucifer proceed to murder his son and kidnap his wife and daughter. Now, Lando can't just go and murder Satan for the fun of it that wouldn't be very heroic. We even get to see his dream sequences, though Lando's subconscious is a scary place with a piss-poor special effects budget:
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Let's see here, we've got a gentle killer with a heart of gold, plus he gets to be dubbed by the only native English speaker. Lando has some kind of dark, murderous past, from which he escaped by finding religion and devoting himself to his family. Who can save us from the Lord of Darkness? Enter Lando, the greatest man to ever don jeans and a jean jacket. Some of the non-Satan-oriented fights are so pointless that the scenes themselves commit suicide out of shame. In The Killing of Satan, the titular nemesis doesn't actually appear until two-thirds of the way into the film. A smart filmmaker would have the Devil show up at the very beginning to get on the protagonist's bad side, and then maybe pop up occasionally to taunt and harass him, slowly building up to the final showdown. Unfortunately, there's a problem with this setup: We're expecting a battle to the death with the Prince of All Lies, so nothing in the movie is going to be the least bit interesting until we get it. No, you can rest assured that Beelzebub gets his comeuppance. This is, of course, far better than having a movie called "The Killing of Satan" where the title is a metaphor for the human condition and the real enemy is man's injustice to man, or something equally artsy and disappointing. We're not telling any tales out of school here by letting you know that yes, Satan appears in this film, and yes, he's going to die. The Killing of Satan delivers exactly what it promises, more or less.
The Case Against: The rest of the movie is so bad that half your bible study group will convert to Satanism on the spot.
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The Case For: This is the only film you'll ever be able to justify showing at your bible study group that contains full frontal nudity and half of someone's face being torn off. (It still is, if you're watching it correctly.) Some other things happen, too otherwise the movie would be 20 minutes long.
Overview: Satan kidnaps a man's daughter and plans to make her his bride, but the man intervenes by killing Satan first.
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